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- Stimpacks: To mend any boo-boos from a rough landing.
- Pain Relief: Because even space monkeys experience headaches.
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- Motion Sickness Medication: For those bumpy rides through the asteroid belt.
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- Just remember: If you decide to try these goodies, do so at your own peril.